Donald Trump declared plans for a 100% tariff on semiconductor imports while promising to exempt companies such as Apple Inc. that move production back to the US.
And wouldn't you know it, the president just happens to own $1M+ worth of stock in Apple and Nvidia, two companies he has given preferential trade treatment.
What are the odds.
This isn't some abstract policy debate anymore. The president's latest financial disclosure lays out significant investments in a sector where he has exerted unprecedented influence.
August 6th rolls around, Tim Cook shows up at the White House with a gold-plated plaque and a $100B manufacturing promise… and suddenly Apple gets its Get Out of Tariff Free card.
The same day.
Nvidia's Jensen Huang gets his audience too. Both companies walk away with exemptions from semiconductor tariffs that would've crushed their margins. Both happen to be in Trump's portfolio.
The looming threat of tariffs on semiconductors will cause the price of hundreds of items to increase — everything from alarm clocks to baby monitors, fitness trackers to smart TVs.
But not iPhones.
Not RTX 4090s.
Those get the presidential blessing because their manufacturers promised to build more stuff domestically.
Right.
Every other tech company scrambling to avoid 100% tariffs on chips can't exactly walk into the Oval Office with a CEO photo-op and a pledge written in gold leaf. The exemption criteria appear remarkably specific: be large enough to matter, commit to U.S. manufacturing, and ideally be held in the president's trust fund.
Business leaders have pledged at least $1.6T in US spending since Trump was elected to a second term. If history is any guide, not all of it will materialize.
But the exemptions are immediate. The investments? Those can be renegotiated later, when the cameras are off.
"Somebody pays the tariffs" — ultimately consumers through higher prices.
Fed Chair Jerome Powell
But some consumers get spared more than others when the president's portfolio companies catch a break.
This selective enforcement creates its own market distortions. Small electronics manufacturers who can't afford White House visits or flashy investment announcements face the full brunt of tariff costs.
Their products become less competitive overnight while Apple and Nvidia maintain their margins.
Trump's side deal with Nvidia deepens companies' dependence on government. The old relationship between Washington and Silicon Valley was already cozy. Now it's transactional in ways that would make a Chicago alderman blush.
The $400M Qatar jet gift earlier this year was amateur hour compared to this.
At least that was just one plane.
This is systematic preference for holdings that could appreciate for years to come.
Consumer confidence dropped to five-year lows in April as tariff fears spread through the economy.
But tech stock exemptions provided targeted relief for exactly two companies on exactly the right day.
The timing feels less like policy and more like insider trading with extra steps.
Elizabeth Warren spotted the obvious: Trump's using presidential powers to boost his personal investments while ordinary Americans pay higher prices on everything from fitness trackers to smart TVs.
The companies with the best White House access get the breaks.
Everyone else gets the bill.
Analysts say the deals show just how important it is for the world's largest companies to find some tariff relief. Important enough to promise whatever it takes to get it.
Trump's approval rating sits at 39% while consumer prices keep climbing.
The selective tariff relief for portfolio companies won't improve those numbers. It just makes the favoritism more obvious.
When America First meets Portfolio First, guess which one wins.